Ug, cu E kiacc cusa uv oui syo ryja hudelat sa hud paehk socamv mydamo. Oui'na ymcu bnupypmo fuhtanehk fro E ahlutat drec ahdno. Ed'c syehmo palyica E vamd dra haat du aqbnacc socamv pavuna E esbmutat. Dryd, yht dra vyld dryd druca fru fuimt vekina uid ruf drec fyc lutat yna bnupypmo baubma dryd E lyh dnicd du pa bnejo du ruf E'ja paah.

Eh y hidcramm, E vaam mega E's cmufmo fycdehk yfyo. E's cmufmo mucehk dra femm du meja. So yddasbdc yd kaddehk ehdu Ihejancedo yna cu tecluinykehkmo pmayg. E fyhd du palusa y daylran, pid E tuh'd drehg E'mm ajan kad drana. E lyh'd fung palyica so yns ec vilgat ib. E lyh'd ajah bmyo pycgadpymm palyica uv ed. Ev E ujanfung ed, E's kuhhy aht ib fedr y cruimtan naluhcdnildeuh, sayhehk y sadym yhlrun eh so cruimtan, imdesydamo nacimdehk eh mesedat ica uv so nekrd yns. Dric, hu suna pycgadpymm, mesedat lryhlac yd zupc adl. adl. dra mecd kuac uh.

Haatmacc du cyo, E'ja caah dra videmedo uv meva. E'ja mucd ymm aqbaldydeuhc uv ajanodrehk yht ys naymmo zicd mejehk vun dra cyga uv mejehk. E tuh'd naymmo fyhhy vaam drec fyo. E'ja paah dnoehk du kad so seht uvv ed.. Yht cytmo, dra uhmo navika E'ja vuiht ec po bmyoehk FuF ykyeh.

E'ja paah vaamehk mega drec vun xieda y frema huf... Ed'c uhmo naymmo kuddah pyt fedreh dra mycd faag un cu druikr. Bynd uv so suut ec ymcu uid uv fyhd du pa fyhdat... Syopa suna cbalevelymmo, du pa mujat. Oac, E naymeca ruf cdibet ed ec pid E ys fru E ys yht dryd'c ruf E vaam. Drana naymmo ryc uhmo paah uha susahd frah E vamd naymmo rybbo drec fruma desa... Yht dryd fyc frah E ryt dra lryhla du dymg du cusauha fru E ryth'd dymgat du eh y frema. Ed fyc cusadrehk cu cesbma, pid ed naymmo pnekrdahat so tyo. E ruba dryd E kad ujan drec cuuh, pavuna E kad du socamv...

Just going to share some motivationals I found on the net that cracked me up :P Enjoy!

CAUTION: IMAGE HEAVY!!!

So, this is the docket of the order that I got from when Esther and I decided to be stupid in a Maccas drive through. It's almost 11pm, I'm hungry, and we're trying to figure out what food we could make sound retarded.

According to that docket, my order actually came out as (in a retarded, lispy voice)

Me: 1 teethburger plz
Guy: Sorry, what was that?
Me: A TEETHBURGER thankth
Guy: Ok sure, anything else?
Me: uhh.. One mejum big wac meaoo
Guy: Ok, with coke?
Me: Yeth pweeth, and wif no ithe (ice) thankth
Guy: Anything else?
Me: an OWEO MCFWUWWY!!!!!!!
Guy: Sure. Will that be all?
Me:Yeth thankth

All the while, Esther is pissing herself laughing (or at least trying to suppress it so the guy in the speaker doesn't hear) Then we got to the payment and Esther was singing Fa Ru Xue by Jay Chou (which was playing from my cd) like a total retard, and I paid the guy acting like an idiot. The guy just smiled and started actually treating us like speds hahaha. He was manning both the pay window and the food window, so when he saw us at the food window, he spoke slowly to us and told us to wait for our "Oweo McFwuwwy". All in all, he seemed like a really friendly bloke. His accent was definitely Filipino though.

Then I got home, jumped on my blog and saw a comment from Tina for my previous post. The pic she put was EPIC. So I must repost it here for all to see. I was pissing myself laughing for a good 10mins. Many thanks Tina :P

And here I present, the bootz wif da fur.




After all that, I ended up having a good two Grand Prix race on Mario Kart with Andrew, Quannie and Cam, online. Good fun!

A bit late on the posting, but oh well. I went to a hip hop dance competition on Friday night. Simply said, it was awesome! And it helped having the people I knew in the same crew... AND they were the best crew. There is no bias in that sentence whatsoever... Okay, maybe a little bit, but they really were the best. When it came to the last two, they had the runner's-up from last year, and the winner from last year (the winner being XCITE, my friends' crew). The runner's-up were Filipinos, and I gotta admit, I thought they were amazing when I first saw them. I really wondered if XCITE could top their performance. What followed just made my jaw drop. XCITE were 2 to 3 times better than ANY other group there. After their performance was over, it was the first time in my life I'd ever felt compelled to give a standing ovation.

Work today sucked... Public holidays + gelare = bad mix. It was refreshing to see Esther come in today though. Haven't worked with her in yonks. Also saw something pretty funny today... An asian guy walked in, with his asian girlfriend. He looked like he was an exchange student or something... Then he had a call before I got to serving him and.. WOW. He had THE most Aussie accent I've heard in a long time. It was more Aussie than most Aussies I know! Think... Ahn Do, but even more Aussie than that.

Anyway, Andy Lau movie starting in 10mins. Let's hope this one doesn't suck like the last one I watched! Movie Title: Fulltime Killer.