//lx says:
(you're) jus hard to please
//lx says:
lolz
esther says:
becoz im a woman
esther says:
lol

Found this thing on Jane's blog. Thought it would be good for a laugh. I was right :P I enjoyed it haha.


RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.


1) If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
The Chase of Highway (FF7:AC OST)

2) How wouold you describe yourself?
Speedin'

3) What do you like in the opposite sex?
Take You Down - Chris Brown (LOL!)

4) How do you feel today?
Elevator - Flo Rida ft. Timbaland (lol?)

5) What is your life's purpose?
Longer - Babyface

6) What is your motto?
Endless Love (Not far from the truth XD)

7) What do your friends think of you?
Time Will Reveal (hahaha.. It's funny because I'm slow to open my true self.. XD)

8) What do you think of your parents?
Setting Sun - Eskimo Joe

9) What do you think about very often?
Xie Xie Ni De Wen Rou - S.H.E. ft Fahrenheit (lol.. its funny because I don't know what it is XD)

10) What is 2+2?
Show Me - Tania Christopher ft. Yung Craze

11) What do you think of your best friend?
He Ain't Gotta Know - Omarion & Bow Wow (LOL! HAHAHA! SO BAD XD)

12)What do you think of the person you like?
Here I Come - Fergie (eh? lolz)

13) What is your life story?
Little Things Give You Away - Linkin Park (wtf? haha)

14) What do you want to be when you grow up?
This Way - Dilated Peoples ft. Kanye West (LOL! I don't want to live in the ghetto? haha)

15) What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Until the End of Time - Justin Timberlake (heh..)

16) What will you dance to at your wedding?
69 - T-Pain ft. J Lyriq (lmao!)

17) What will they play at your funeral?
The Future - Epik High ft. Yankie (HAHAHA Mad korean gangster song for my funeral LOL)

18) What is your hobby/interest?
Sensual Seduction - Snoop Dogg (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah baby.. Seduce em all.. hahaha)

19) What is your biggest fear?
[Untitled Track]/Skit 1 - Kanye West's Late Registration album (LOL! The skit is basically about being broke... XD)

20) What is your biggest secret?
Don't Be Shy - Kara (areh? lol)

21) What do you think of your friends?
Damn Girl - Justin Timberlake (HAHAHA!)

22) What will you post this as?
Got To Get My Heart Back - Keyshia Cole (and that's what i'll post it as XD)

So today, after work, I had the bright idea of going to HJs where Jane worked to piss her off... and grab some dinner. Poor Jane. The face she had when she saw Quan and I walk in was priceless hahaha. So Quan and I sat and chatted for a while... We saw this old woman talking in a cranky voice to some of the employers. Quan and I both concluded that she was the bitchy manager. I wanted to back hand her, just because she looked and acted like a bitch. Maybe if she smiled more, she wouldn't have so many wrinkles on her face XD.

Work is getting good. The store actually looks like a store now. So much so, that we're getting frequent customers waltzing in through our doors (despite a big "KEEP OUT!" sign!) and then getting kicked out by our managers. Also saw an old high school friend.. And also an ex-gelare co-worker who now works at Dome in Carousel XD (Iris, for those curious).

Just going to share some motivationals I found on the net that cracked me up :P Enjoy!

CAUTION: IMAGE HEAVY!!!

So, this is the docket of the order that I got from when Esther and I decided to be stupid in a Maccas drive through. It's almost 11pm, I'm hungry, and we're trying to figure out what food we could make sound retarded.

According to that docket, my order actually came out as (in a retarded, lispy voice)

Me: 1 teethburger plz
Guy: Sorry, what was that?
Me: A TEETHBURGER thankth
Guy: Ok sure, anything else?
Me: uhh.. One mejum big wac meaoo
Guy: Ok, with coke?
Me: Yeth pweeth, and wif no ithe (ice) thankth
Guy: Anything else?
Me: an OWEO MCFWUWWY!!!!!!!
Guy: Sure. Will that be all?
Me:Yeth thankth

All the while, Esther is pissing herself laughing (or at least trying to suppress it so the guy in the speaker doesn't hear) Then we got to the payment and Esther was singing Fa Ru Xue by Jay Chou (which was playing from my cd) like a total retard, and I paid the guy acting like an idiot. The guy just smiled and started actually treating us like speds hahaha. He was manning both the pay window and the food window, so when he saw us at the food window, he spoke slowly to us and told us to wait for our "Oweo McFwuwwy". All in all, he seemed like a really friendly bloke. His accent was definitely Filipino though.

Then I got home, jumped on my blog and saw a comment from Tina for my previous post. The pic she put was EPIC. So I must repost it here for all to see. I was pissing myself laughing for a good 10mins. Many thanks Tina :P

And here I present, the bootz wif da fur.




After all that, I ended up having a good two Grand Prix race on Mario Kart with Andrew, Quannie and Cam, online. Good fun!

I watched Indiana Jones 4 last night. It was pretty interesting, although the whole "Mr Oxley has all the answers in riddles and he's with us most of the time so it's ok" idea kinda sucked. Watched it with Caren, Charmaine and David, and bumped into Andrew and Catrina there too, as well as Henry also being there. Coincidence!

So I dropped by gelare yesterday and some guy was checking out Hannah. Then one of his friends went up to the counter and asked her for her name and number. It was quite funny :p Hannah went all red and couldn't wipe the embarassed grin off her face. SO CUTE~!

Anyway, I'm most likely quitting after next payday at work. Gonna go to Carousel today and drop my resume in some places. Wish me luck!

P.S. Thanks for being my referral Rhys :p

Looks like I double posted about Forgetting Sarah Marshall... Shows my attention to detail x] Something really great happened over the past few days but I can't say what it is... But it's made me pretty happy for those involved :D

Let's see.. what's been happening the past few days... Day long shift on Sunday which I believe I've already posted about... For the record, Jane makes the best damn flat white coffees I've ever seen, presentation-wise... Puts most others at work to shame (myself included :\) Speaking about coffees, I'm slowly picking up the art of latte decoration, but its annoying >< Trying to get the right amount of everything, proper coffee layer etc. THEN you have to make the 'decoration' look good. I obviously don't bother trying when it's busy, but it's something to work on :P anddddddd omg! Cappuccino guy didn't come in on Sunday night! (Cappuccino guy = regular customer that comes at 9pm every Sunday night and orders a regular cap, then sits at the seat by the rail closest to the coffee machine) I think it's safe to say that we were all gravely disappointed :(

Okay, coffee discussion over... Oh yeah. A homeless guy came into work on Monday morning and I spent 10 minutes with him discussing what he wanted to buy. Note: He looked like he was mentally impaired in one way or another... he spoke extremely slow.

SHORT VERSION (TL;DR Version)He chose his ice-cream after a while picking it, almost paid for his ice-cream while taking an age to do it before another customer I served earlier saw what was going on, felt sorry for the guy, paid for his ice-cream and gave the homeless guy the $6.20 change from the money he gave me.


Long Version (I have a lot of time of my hands and Alex's interaction with a customer is so amazingly interesting that I must read up on the details Version)

Homeless Guy: *points to the small tub display* I want that one
Me: Sure. Which ice-cream would you like with that sir?
Homeless Guy: *points to the small tub display* I want that one
Me: Yes sir. Which ice-cream would you like with that?
Homeless Guy: *points to the small tub display* I want that one
Me: Yes sir, I know you would like that size of ice-cream. Which flavour ice cream would you like to have?
Homeless Guy: *points to the small tub display* I want that one
Me: Which flavour would you like with it sir? I will put it in the small tub for you, so please select a flavour.

>> Homeless guy looks at me blankly for 10 seconds. Then he points to the green cuff of his jumper sleeve

Homeless Guy: This colour.
Me: So was that the Persian Pistachio flavour sir? It's the only green coloured ice-cream we have.
Homeless Guy: *points to his cuff again* This colour.
Me: Yes sir, the only green ice-cream we have is Pistachio. Would you like that?
Homeless Guy: No. This colour. *points to his jumper cuff again*
Me: How about you look at the ice cream we have here and choose which ice-cream you would like sir?

>> He spends the next 5-7 minutes looking at every single ice-cream in painstaking detail... or was just slow, most likely the latter. When he was done, he points to the Persian Pistachio

Homeless Guy: That one.

So I scooped the ice cream and gave it to him and told him it would be $3.80. He brings out his wallet and stares at me. I repeated the price to him and he starts rummaging through his wallet and brings out two 50c coins then looks at me. I told him there's $2.80 left to pay. He slowly brings out 20c coins one at a time, spending about 20seconds between each coin until he makes another dollar. I tell him there is still $1.80 to pay. The same thing happened this time, except with 10c coins. When he got to the last 10c, another customer came up and gave me a $10 note to pay for the ice-cream, which he gave the change to the homeless guy out of sympathy? or was it pity? Who knows... Either way, it was the last 10c. If you're gonna be all JUSTICE LEAGUE about it, at least step in early next time k thanks. Kudos to your generosity though, whoever you are.

So anyway, the rest of the Monday was pretty quiet. Then at 3.30, Hannah left to go home and Rhys, who just arrived, went to do the shopping for the store. And, as you all know Murphy's Law, that's when all the customers decided to flood in :] Yay...... So that last half hour was fun... *cough*

As for today, I didn't really do much.. Just played Mario Kart Wii for most of the day. Already unlocked a lot of stuff, for a game that I've only had for 2 days. I'm going out tomorrow though so I guess it's okay XD. Basketball tomorrow then I'm finally going to this 'Icey Ice' everyone's been talking about. Looking forward to it! With that, I will bid you adieu to enjoy my Tuesday night dose of anime :D Tonight: Watching Minami-ke


Edit: Welcome to my blogroll Jane :]

Firstly, Karaoke rocked. It was heeeeeeeaps of fun... How often do you get to see two guys singing Barbie Girl in the girliest possible voices (or maybe just screechingly high pitched) they have :P I also debuted my Chinese singing... It was fun, but I'm not sure if my pronunciation was right... Esther said it was, but knowing her... Caren has a nice singing voice too.

I only ended up drinking one 700ml container of bubble tea, but it was still good. Lychee flavour with double lychee jelly <3 We went to Hog's Breath for dinner before. I was expecting an expensive meal. I expected correctly. However, the meal was pretty damn good.. If I wasn't so picky about rare steaks, I'd say they were cooked great... but next time I'm getting well done, for sure...

At around midnight I get a call from Andrew asking me to go to his house, so I leave Caren with her friends to go clubbing to go there. First thing he says to me when I get there: "Hey man, Roid and Vince are over there. Vince puked in the taxi and cost us $85 and our ride to Northbridge". After that ensued a rather hilarious discussion, from the wasted one of course. He started talking about people and their basketball skills, then with Andrew's (drunk) intervention, makes Vince say stuff. Eg...

Vince: Andrew is a good 3 point shooter!
Andrew: and what else?
Vince: and... and... 3 point shooter!
Andrew: and licking p***y right?
Vince: and licking.. what?? yeah.. licking p***y.. and d**k.

Or something along those lines... Silly drunk people. Roid's got a recording on his phone, so will be funny to see those again sometime soon :P

As for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, it was hilarious, but, as a male, it was rather unsettling to see a guy's d**k on screen... Three times. Then again, it did really add to the humor of it all. While watching I noticed Caren didn't get half the jokes... Which ended up in me explaining them after the movie XD LOL @ Pearl Necklace joke :D

Well, today I had a morning shift at work which ended up becoming a whole-day shift. It was pretty fun and I'm kinda glad I took the longer shift. Hannah and Jane are awesome to work with... They're almost always laughing, which is great :D Too bad Hannah gets easily scared by me :P (who can blame her?). It's a lot of fun working with Caren and Esther... Nothing can top Esther's stupidity and self-set ups for jokes. Muwahaha. Caren just makes her act stupider for whatever reason that is, let alone setting herself up for jokes. Wahahaha..

Esther's Antics #1:
Esther is holding a waffle, walks up to Caren and says: "Donkey. . . . Hee haw!"
For no reason at all. Caren loses it.

Esther's Antics #2:
Esther: "I've got a fucking presentation tomorrow!!!"
Me: "I didn't know they did that kind of thing in Uni..."

It took a while to click, but once Caren got it she lost it, yet again.

More happened, but it's time for me to sleep... Morning shift at work tomorrow :[ (yes my MORNING shift starts at 10am, so what? :P)

I was reading through the WoW Forums and found a thread with an argument between American and Australian players... After a lot of bickering, there was a few posts that really cracked me up.

Poster 1:man, im american and i love aussie accents. They are my favorite!

Only thing i dont like is that they call everyone Yanks. when i think of that, i think of people that live in the south. I live way up close to canada and i think it sounds strange to say that imo.


Poster 2: Not all of us call you yanks, some of us call u Seppo's

Poster 3:What exactly is a Seppo?

Poster 2:Yay i was hoping someone would ask that. Incase you're to lazy to google it here it is. Seppo is short for septic tank, which is rhyming slang for yank. Because septic tanks and yanks are full of the same thing.



HAHAHAHAHA... Sorry to all my American/Yank/Seppo friends, but I found this hilarious... XD